Toby's Crabby Balls – Cooling Junk Spray (Batch #1 Pre-Order)

Stop Suffering From Crabby Balls.

Cooling Joy for Your Boys — Alcohol-Free Anti-Chafing Relief.

Engineered for guys who work hard, game late, and refuse to settle for chalky powders or stinging sprays. One quick mist cools on contact, stops friction cold, and keeps you fresh all day.

BATCH #1 HOLIDAY PRE-ORDER SPECIAL — $18 (Reg. $24)

• Ships January 2027: Lock in your spot on our very first production run.

• FREE Instant Holiday Gift Card: Buying this for a husband, brother, or buddy? You’ll get a printable/digital Batch #1 VIP Reservation Certificate right after checkout to wrap under the tree for Christmas.

Why Toby's Beats Chalky Powders & Cheap Sprays:

• Instant Cooling Relief: Powered by gentle menthyl lactate—delivers a clean, long-lasting chill without the harsh menthol burn.

• Zero-Friction Shield: Lightweight, fast-drying micro-emulsion creates an invisible barrier against thigh-on-groin chafing.

• Odor Neutralizer: Witch hazel and Zinc PCA knock out sweat odor at the source without clogging pores or leaving white residue on dark underwear.

• Workshop-Grade Scent: Crisp eucalyptus, peppermint leaf, and subtle cedarwood—never sweet or perfumey.

How to Use:

Point, spray 2–3 fine mists down below after showering or before a long shift, let dry for 10 seconds, and get back to business.